Friday, November 22, 2013

Your Racist Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich....


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Did you know that eating or even talking about a peanut butter and jelly sandwich could be considered racist?
That’s right.
Apparently, it’s because people in some cultures don’t eat sandwich bread. Verenice Gutierrez, principal of Harvey Scott K-8 School in Portland explained in and interview with the Portland Tribune:
“Take the peanut butter sandwich, a seemingly innocent example a teacher used in a lesson last school year,” the Tribune said.
“What about Somali or Hispanic students, who might not eat sandwiches?” Gutierrez asked. “Another way would be to say: ‘Americans eat peanut butter and jelly, do you have anything like that?’ Let them tell you. Maybe they eat torta. Or pita.”
…The Tribune noted that the school started the new year with “intensive staff trainings, frequent staff meetings, classroom observations and other initiatives,” to help educators understand their own “white privilege,” in order to “change their teaching practices to boost minority students’ performance.”"Last Wednesday, the first day of the school year for staff, for example, the first item of business for teachers at Scott School was to have a Courageous Conversation — to examine a news article and discuss the ‘white privilege’ it conveys,” the Tribune added.
Gutierrez completed a week-long seminar called “Coaching for Educational Equity,” a program the Tribune says focuses “on race and how it affects life.” She also serves on an administrative committee that focuses on systematic racism.
“Our focus school and our Superintendent’s mandate that we improve education for students of color, particularly Black and Brown boys, will provide us with many opportunities to use the protocols of Courageous Conversations in data teams, team meetings, staff meetings, and conversations amongst one another,” she said in a letter to staff.
You can read more about principal Gutierrez’s sandwich-sensitivity philosophy here.
Next time you’re in the bread aisle at the grocery store, you may want to think twice. Sensitive liberal educators are now recommending the “torta” or the “pita” as a more culturally inclusive alternative.
Now that you've been made aware of the evil of PB&J, There's only one question left to answer:
Is White Bread More Racist Than Whole Wheat? What about Russian Dark Rye?


  1. Unbelievable! I'm going to make me a sandwich with white bread and call it a torta? I don't think so. And tacos will ALWAYS be tacos. And i don't like pita or, apparently, what it stands for!?! And all political correctness is evolving into excused to bully someone. How correct is that? Now I'm in the mood to read the morning paper. Thanks.

  2. This according to UNICEF........
    "Children who go to school are a minority in Somalia, where six out of 10 children are not in school – one of the worst enrollment rates in the world. Dropout rates are high, and few pupils move on to secondary education."
    I guess that makes her a racist too..

  3. Watermelon... the forbidden fruit... in the garden of Harlem.